John Cornyn (R-Minnesota)

Enough douchebaggery to serve

two states

It seems that Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee head and first-class douchebag John Cornyn has implicitly volunteered his office to fill the gap left by the currently unseated Al Franken. From my good friend at Boom Shocka Locka:

Today Sen. John Cornyn (R-TX) said that Minnesota’s senate race could take “years” to finalize and is threatening “World War II” (what’s up w/ Repubs and treasonous threats these days?) if Franken is seated before Norm has exhausted every option. Thus, since Republicans would prefer our lovely state to have unequal representation in the Senate, MNpublius is suggesting we take our concerns to Cornyn’s office:

So, tomorrow, or later this week or any time until we get two Senators I think that we should call Senator Cornyn’s office with our constituent needs. Highways need repairs? Call Big John! Issues with the IRS? BIG JOOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNN will rustle up the help you need. Want to call someone about a piece of legislation in the pipe? The soothing southern drawl on the other end of the line may not sound like us, but gosh darnit if John Cornyn is going to keep us from having two Senators, then he and his staff should pick up some of the slack.

John Cornyn’s office website can be found here, and you can contact him here, or call his office(s) at 202-224-2934 (DC), 806-472-7533, 972-239-1310, 512-469-6034, 210-224-7485, 956-423-0162, 713-572-3337, 903-593-0902. Or heck, you can call all of them.

And remember, when you call and some nimrod intern from Texas Asinine and Mediocre University wonders why someone from Minnesota wants something from their Senator, just say Big John sent you.